The Force vs The Dark Side

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Great minds. Not speaking for me personally.

I worked at a five star restaurant in my youth. I often made out with the salad maker after hours. Dies that count

I worked at several diners in my poverty-striken youth. I made out with as many leftovers as I could.

Likewise. But the young lady that made the salads... Well, that was just some good eating.

Almost married her.

I mostly drove kitchen help home, and once there was this cook ....

Just kidding. :)

They have to relieve themselves sometime.