"WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOME NAKED CHICK ON WEBCAM, AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY..."; "OMG, ISN'T THAT...?"; 5 HOURS LATER; "THERE, THERE. DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF, LIEUTENANT. YOU WEREN'T TO KNOW SOME SCOUNDREL WOULD RECORD IT AND SHARE IT ACROSS THE GALAXY."
