"dropped my phone in the toilet" ? Oh, wow, that sucks :-P ... a few years ago, one of my working buddies bought himself a brand new phone and new plan, and just a few hours later, it fell out of his back pocket, into the toilet ...
... *after* the fact, if you get my drift :-P but he was the kind of guy that could laugh at himself, which made him really cool to work with .. pretty amazing guy, really .. he has Type 1 diabetes but he has the constitution of a rock.