HELLO, MY NAME'S TED. I NEED A ROOM; COME INSIDE, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING; I'VE HAD POWERS EVER SINCE I WAS YOUR AGE; THESE POWERS MUST BE KEPT SECRET; OTHERWISE, THE "LOW MEN" WILL FIND ME AND..... HUUHHHHNNNNNNNAHHHHH; DEAR GOD.....PLEASE...NO
