DO YOU, A AQUATIC SEA CREATURE REFERRED TO BY THE HOMO SAPIENS KIND AS A SQUID, HOWEVER KNOWN TO YOUR BRETHREN KIND AS "SQUIDWARD," THE NAME GIVEN TO YOU ON BIRTH, GREATFULLY FIND ENJOYMENT IN THIS SPECIFIC BRAND OF A TYPE OF EDITABLE WIDELY KNOW AS THE "KRABBY PATTY," WHICH IT'S SECRETS ARE UNKNOWN BY EVERYONE IN THE AQUATIC LAND, EXLUDING TWO SPECIMIN WHICH ARE TAKING RESIDENCE AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT DAILY TO OBTAIN A WAGE WHICH DOES NOT EXIST?