ONE RINGY-DINGY . . . TWO RINGY-DINGY; A GRACIOUS GOOD MORNING TO YOU, IS THIS THE PARTY TO WHOM I AM SPEAKING? THE JONES GENERAL STORE? DO YOU HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN? WELL YOU BETTER LET HIM OUT - HE'S LATE FOR HIS WEDDING TO QUEEN VICTORIA! ( SNORT )