I AM GROOT? (ROCKET, CAN I GO ON THE INTERNET?); AFTER WHAT YOU DID AT THE PARK TODAY? YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO WATCH TV TONIGHT. I AM GROOT!!!!! (ROCKET, PLEASE?????); NO MEANS NO, GROOT. YOU LUCKY I'M NOT WASHING YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP RIGHT NOW AFTER YOU CURSED AT THE OTHER KIDS ON THE PLAYGROUND. I AM GROOT! (LET'S SEE, ROCKET IS TAKING A NAP, TIME TO TELL THE INTERNET WHAT HE REALLY DID AT THE PARK!); I AM GROOT! (PAYBACK TIME, ROCKET! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED WHATEVER FOOD YOU FOUND IN THE GARBAGE!); GROOT, NO! THAT'S IT, YOUR GROUNDED FOR A MONTH NOW! I SOOO SHOULDN'T HAVE TEACHED HIM HOW TO USE FACEBOOK AND TWITTER... (UNPLUGS THE INTERNET.)
