PEOPLE SAY I SAID I HATE THE FIRST AMENDMENT: WRONG! NOBODY LOVES THE FIRST AMENDMENT MORE THAN ME. SOME PEOPLE ALSO SAY I HATE PANCAKES: WRONG! NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOBODY LOVES PANCAKES MORE THAN ME! AND GET THIS, SOME EVEN SAY I HATE PAPER CUTS! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? I LOVE PAPER CUTS.THERE ISN'T A PERSON THAT HAS EVER LIVED, EVER LIVED, THAT LOVES PAPER CUTS LIKE I DO!
