"Why do I need to be here? I could be home watching TV. What does forgetting his glasses have to do with keeping the words short but big? What does the words having to be big even mean?"
Sorry for a late-ish response, I have been inactive on the imgflip community for a long while and today decided to get on. To be honest I'm not really sure how long this comment was here but if you see this, there you go.