Philosoraptor

Wait long enough, it becomes cheese

First of all, there should be no apostrophe in "it's." Secondly, it would not make any logical sense for a food of a certain taste to become its exact opposite taste when it expires. It's like saying that when one's driver's license expires, it now belongs to someone else.

Way to go, man. That was some Sheldon level party pooping there. It's a meme, don't over think it.