If it isn't whining about girlfriends, its probably about this.

I GOT BAD NEWS. I HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE. OH NO, THIS MUST BE SERIOUS. WHAT IS IT? I GOT HOMEWORK ASSIGNED TO ME. OH SHIT, NO WAY. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? AND IT WAS ASSIGNED JUST BEFORE THE WEEKEND. WHAT? NO. SHIT, NO! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A 3-DAY WEEKEND, BECAUSE MONDAY IS A HOLIDAY. NO! F*K NO! YOU'RE LYING TO ME RIGHT NOW! I HAVE TO READ 10 PAGES OF THIS BOOK, AND WRITE WHAT I THINK ABOUT IT. ARE ARE ALL F*KING DEAD. DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE WHATSOEVER WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW OUTSIDE YOUR IDIOT BUBBLE? WE ARE SO F*KING DEAD. ...TRUMP?