"I sincerely apologized to The President for plugging his daughter's fashion line on national TV. It was a good meeting. We shared a bottle of cold refreshing Budweiser. Budweiser, the king of beers. I then asked him how his hair always looks so full and natural. He revealed that he uses Pert Plus and I said 'Of Course! It cleans AND conditions!' We then put on our super-comfortable Under Armor jackets and ran to H&R Block to do our taxes. H&R Block, don't just do your taxes, win them."
