THIS LITTLE PIGGY RIGGED THE MARKET,
THIS LITTLE PIGGY STAYED HOME (WITH IVANKA IN LINGERIE),
THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD TACO SALAD, THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD A SECOND TACO SALAD AND A DIET COKE.
AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT ...
WEE, WEE, WEE,
ALL OVER TO RUSSIA.
