I WAS REFLECTING THE OTHER DAY ON HOW I HAD MET B.B. KING IN A HOTEL WHERE I'D WORKED AS A KID. BUT THEN I RECALLED HOW I HAD ALSO MET A.A. MILNE, CECE WINANS, DEEDEE MYERS, E.E. CUMMINGS, THEOLOGIAN F.F. BRUCE, AND GIGI STAR LESLIE CARON. AND THEN I WOKE UP! I DISCOVERED I HAD BEEN EATING A BOWL OF ALPHA BITS BEFORE I'D FALLEN ASLEEP.