Her: Honeeee... What's wrooooong? Him: Ohhhh... My Butt! It hurrrrrrrts! Her: Whyyyy? What haaaappennnnnd? Him: I looked at a meme, and it offended meeee! Her: Oh dear! Did someone send it to youuu? Him: Nooo, I follow that meme paaage! Her: Oh honeee, why do you follow it? Him: How else am I gonna get my daily dose of butt-hurrrrt?!
