Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
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Remember when the French guard said this to King Arthur? On July 24, 2014, British plumber and inventor took this insult to heart and created the world's largest fart machine, which he set up at the Cliffs of Dover, and aimed at France. He turned it on between 6PM and 7PM; The sound was audible across the Channel.
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