This big Pacific Islander dude walks into a bar in Manhattan; On his shoulder sits the most beautiful exotic bird anyone has ever seen; At the bar the bird orders a whiskey sour on the rocks but the big dude says nothing; Amazed at this incredible talking bird the bartender asks the dude:; "Where on earth did you find this amazing creature?!"; "Fiji"; answers the bird; "There's thousands of 'em!"; Get it? The bird answers? Fiji? Pacific Islanders? anybody?