DAVINCI'S HEWLETT-PACKARD PRINTER WAS TO BE THE UNDOING OF HIS MOST FAMOUS WORK, RESULTING IN WHAT ART SCHOLARS HAVE TERMED THE "MONO LISA"; HEWLETT PACKARD WERE UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT AS THE CEO WAS BUSY DISCUSSING A MERGER WITH FERRARI TO CREATE THE WORLD'S FIRST PETROL POWERED PRINTER; DAVINCI IS SAID TO BE IN A CLOSED DOOR MEETING WITH DAN BROWN TO DISCUSS THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS EVENT