This guy is uncomfortable with having a small p**is so he asks his doctor to sew an elephants trunk to the end of his gentlemans sausage. After 6 weeks his swelling had subsided so he decides its time to try it out. Out on a date with a smoking hot blond for dinner he feels a major movement in his fun zone. Halfway though conversation his new p**is lashes out and snatches an apple off of the table. His date says 'wow,,that is impressive. Can you do it again? And he replys" i think so but i dont think my arsehole can handle any more apples"