THIS IS BILL; BILL FARTED ON HIS DOG, BILL'S DOG CAN TALK, SO HIS DOG SAID DON'T DO IT, BUT BILL LIKES FARTING ON THINGS, SO BILL DESIRDED TO FART ON HIS DINNER AND EVERYONE ELSES; IF YOU ARE LIKE BILL PLEASE STOP; BILL DOES LOVE EVERYONE, KIDS I NEED YOU TO LOVE YOUR PARENTS.