You reminded me of a joke, if too NSFW let me know and gone!
A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his p**is. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the p**is was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y.
Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his p**is.
The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"
The Jamaican replied, "No, Mr. that says Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day".
