DADDY? MY SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER SAYS PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN JESUS CAN'T GET INTO HEAVEN. IS THAT TRUE? WELL TIMMY, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. IF I GAVE YOU A CRACKER AND SAID IT WAS A HUNK OF A GUY'S FLESH, THEN GAVE YOU A GLASS OF GRAPE JUICE AND SAID IT WAS A DUDE'S BLOOD, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK? ...THAT YOU'RE SCARING ME?... THAT'S RIGHT TIMMY. NEVER FORGET THAT ONE MAN'S SUNDAY RITUAL IS ANOTHER MAN'S BATSHIT CRAZY.
