ONCE UPON A TIME... HE WAS ALL ALONE; SHE WAS TOO; SO THEY DECIDED TO GET HITCHED; AND THEN A LITTLE ONE JOINED THEM; AND THEN SOME MORE JOINED THEM; THEN ONE BY ONE THE LITTLE ONES LEFT; THEN IT WAS JUST THEM AGAIN, UNTIL THE END OF THEIR DAYS. THE END. WHY CAN'T REAL PEOPLE BE LIKE CARDBOARD PEOPLE?