Bad Album Art Week: I wasn't going to submit but I figured, eh, let's see if the moderators will put it through

That's an actual Japanese nude restaurant.

Having worked as housekeeper in a hotel, let me say "blergh"

My question is, how would I keep my 'knife' from standing at attention in that dining situation?

we had to knock three times and holler "Housekeeping" ... and still, many don't care what state of undress they greet you in