REASONS WHY I AM CLEARLY A BIRD... 1. IF YOU TOUCH ME ANYWHERE I WILL PECK YOUR EYES OUT. 2. I AM INCREDIBLY NERVY 3. I CHATTER CONSTANTLY, USUALLY REPEATING MYSELF . 4. I WILL HAPPILY STEAL YOUR FOOD.
5. I WILL SHIT ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE.
6. I LIKE AN ELABORATE OUTFIT. 7. I ENJOY NESTING VERY MUCH, PARTICULARLY IN A FEATHER BED. 8. I HAVE A VERY ALARMING SCREAM WHICH I WILL LET LOOSE AT THE SLIGHTEST THING.. AND FINALLY .. I DETEST CATS
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