Honestly dude, I understand your opinion about theme weeks. I think it's probably similar to how I view purely political memes (not satire or the least bit humorous). Everyone's just got their thing.
I've seen comments of yours in that vain get several upvotes, so I think it's only fair to the part of the community that would like theme-free weeks to let you sign up for two weeks as N/A. Letting you pick those weeks since from what I've seen, you're the most outspoken about it. Most of April through December is free, so pick away.
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