Russell Westbrook James Harden

I CANT WAIT TO TELL MY KIDS ABOUT THAT TIME THAT MY ALL STAR TEAMMATE BAILED TO JOIN THE "BEST" TEAM IN THE LEAGUE SO I RESPONDED BY AVERAGING A TRIPLE DOUBLE THE NEXT YEAR; YEP. 30 PTS, 10 + REBOUNDS AND ASSISTS ON A COMPLETELY TALENTLESS TEAM AND THEN WHEN IT CAME TO THE ALL STAR VOTING THEY PICKED YOU OVER ME HAHAHAHA....YOU USED TO BE MY BACKUP HAHAHAHA