HIM: "I WISH YOU LOVED ME AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE THAT DAMN CAT!"; HER: "I WISH YOU COULD GIVE ME JUST ONE REASON TO LOVE YOU, AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY CAT!! (*HINT--MY CAT, IS, HONEST, RELIABLE AND LOVING...AT ALL TIMES, NOT JUST WHEN HE WANTS SOMETHING FROM ME.)"