Ted leans over and whispers to Brian "I'd like to stick garden gnomes on the stage...heh heh"

I wouldn't call sitting next to Ted Cruz bad luck.

He's a fake ass piece of shit. :{

Uh, no ... I live in Texas and he's done a lot to represent this state in a good way. And he does what he says he's going to do. I would say he's one of the few persons in government that ISN'T a piece of shit.

Didn't he say he'd be president? X{D

They all say that. Lol!

Yeah, but Trump meant it more. X{D

The only thing he's done that I saw and liked was his speech about not signing the internet over to the UN. :{D

Yeah, I was against Trump in the primaries, but the I like his running mate and Secretary of Defense. I voted Cruz in the primaries, but voted Trump in the election.

I voted Trump all the way. And even so, I still leave room for skepticism. He could be a Hitler/AntiChrist for all we know. :{D

lol :{D

Lol :)

Is that what Bill call's his Lenny now? X{D

I bet thats what all the girls say.lol. never underestimate the power of the pudding pop :)

LOL! Bill and Ted's Excellent Anesthesia! X{D

Nobody nose when :)

X{D

Too soon? :)

Aw c'mon man! I was eating! X{D

Only the best electronic cristmas card ever lmao :)

I think everyone should have to see it once. I had too. X{D

Lol true. Could you imagine it being a compolsery part of an eye exam lol :) now stare into the monitor mr smerkin and explain in your own words what you see lmao :)

ROFL!!! That would be hilarious!

I still can't believe people will eat shit for money. Let alone pleasure. X{D

Yeah i don't get that fetish at all man. There is just some shit that ain't right. Now spit on me and slap my man sausage with a stale bread role while singing the national anthem of denmark in german lmfao

lol I love that line from Super Troopers of "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple, and smells like rainbow sherbet." X{D

Lol that is a truly iconic line :)

It's a classic movie too. :{D

Hell yeah :)

Still waiting on that sequel too. :{D

Helllllll yeah :) bring it onnnnn.( Coughs from biggest toke known it the universe ) bro :)

lol Time to smoke 'em if you got 'em! :{D

Hell yeah bro :) its been a tough week

Can't remember the rap song this is from, but this is funny pot humor:

"Sometimes I roll them tight, and sometimes they be f**ked up, but when I roll that killa smoke, it's bound to be sucked up!" X{D

Lol awesome. Not sure bro but will google it. Hay ...my naibours asked me if i would kindly shut up for 4 a bit. Lucky im still playing my drum kit at 3 a.m or they might of woke me up ;)

Cool. Tell 'em I'm sorry for my part in it. X{D

Who am i kidding ? I have know idear what he wanted lol something about" the look on his face. As i answered the door in rubber with a i love Lucy sticker in my hand that scared him off l.:) weirdo ...every street has one lol

X{D

Hell yeah bro :) big cheers