REASONS I HAVE BROKEN UP WITH SOMEONE:; THEY WERE NOT AN ORGAN DONOR, THEY WANTED MY CATS DECLAWED, THEY TALKED ABOUT NEUTRONS FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS (AND NOT A PHYSICIST), THEY WANTED ME TO POO ON THEM, IDEA OF A DATE WAS TAKING ME TO WORK TO TOW CARS, THEY HAD SAME NAME AS MY SIBLING, THEY HAD TO LOCK THE DOOR FOUR TIMES BEFORE WE LEFT. GOT ANYMORE GOOD ONES?