"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are waiting for someone else to brew a pot of coffee, I can tell you I won’t do it. But what I will do is use a very particular set of coffee making skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career as a Barista. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you brew a pot of coffee now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will make you brew a pot of coffee."
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