Here is a Muppet News Flash! In a recent poll, 89.2% of Americans believe Melania Trump to be some sort of Rutabaga, 10% still believed Obama to be a species of Cactus, while the remaining .8% firmly believed America had been invaded by radioactive Carrots 50 years ago. When asked for a comment on this, Donald Trump stated that the 10% who voted an opinion on Obama had done so illegally and had been dead for the past thirteen years.