The last thing a guy wants with his circumcision is to be short changed

But you're right....

Mom had me circumcised as a newborne. It was so painful, I couldn't walk for nearly a year.

reaching out of my imgflip comfort zone for that one! ;)

Is Brian's last name Oedipus? Occasional theme that pops up in literature (read Robert Heinlein's last dozen novels) even Futurama snagged the idea as the crew went back in time and, well fry really got to know his grandma. Biblically.