... BUT WHAT I DO HAVE ARE A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS. SKILLS I HAVE ACQUIRED OVER DECADES OF BAKING AS A HOBBY. SKILLS THAT MAKE ME A NIGHTMARE FOR THE CALORIE CONSCIOUS LIKE YOU. IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BRING PEANUT BUTTER BLONDIES TO YOUR PARTY, THAT WILL BE THE END OF IT. I WILL NOT BRING THEM, YOU WILL NOT EAT THEM. BUT IF YOU DO, I WILL BRING THEM, YOU WILL EAT THEM, AND YOU WILL LIKE THEM.