I DON'T UNDERSTAND DAD. WHAT KIND OF LEGACY IS HE LEAVING? LET ME SIMPLIFY IT FOR YOU SON. THINK ABOUT TAKING THE ELEVATOR IN A SKYSCRAPER. WHEN YOU GET OFF AT THE 2ND FLOOR, PUSH ALL OF THE BUTTONS AND CUT A MAJOR CHILI FART IN THERE. EVERYBODY WILL REMEMBER YOU FOR THAT.