There's got to be a connection between the Bermuda Triangle, crop circles & Elvis. What if Sasquatch & The Illuminati are one in the same? . . . and then I'll invent a demolecular transporter like on star trek - oh! what if frogs could be used to deliver mail? Wait! Was that a wildebeest I just saw on mrs. wilson's lawn? Was King Kong really the King of Hong Kong? Now, what's for breakfast & WHERE IN THE HELL ARE MY CAR KEYS?