'TIS TOO PAINFUL TO PONDER - IF I CAN'T HAVE EITHER OF YOU FAIR MAIDENS I MUST REMOVE MYSELF FROM THE FAIR ARTS OF LOVE FORTHWITH; OH, MY DEAREST SIRE, YOU UNSHEATHED YOUR RAPIER EMOTIONS TOO QUICKLY - WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING THE PROPRIETY OF A THREESOME ON FAVORABLE TERMS . . .
