Picard Wtf

Grandma had to put up with for more than three decades

Your Grandma was a saint... LOL!

She is now, anyway. Five generations of my mom's matriarchal line lived into their 80s or 90s. Mom passed two weeks shy of he 69th birthday.

Me? I was born old.

People tell me I get old fast...

Generally happens when you start having kids. Somewhere, around the age of 8, they'll start asking you about dinosaurs and how you lived then.

Just play along, tell of the hardships of life then, including the fact when things got really bad, people sometimes ate their young. If they don't believe you, just tell them to ask their brother, Billy. When they day they don't have a brother named Billy, reply, "No, not anymore. (Burp) but he was a fine broth of a lad. Just needed some seasoning, but an onion, acclove of garlic, and a little salt took care of that."

I'm 67... and will be 68 in August.

Its not often I find someone older than me online. I hit 60 that month. Literally a child of the space age: Sputnik was launched two months after I was born: to the day. Fave toys were empty boxes. Climb in them they were a car, a boat, a plane, or a spaceship. Open up the bottom lay them on their sides, crawl in, instant tank. Saved my folks a ton of money.