Put It Somewhere Else Patrick

Wait is that the one I kept my lizard in?

Lizard in a bucket. Sounds lijeca new Ronco product.

Lijeca? Isn't that a country

Well, I understand they offered a better deal than China, so they got the contract. Last year the US imported dozens of dollars from that little Eurasian country. Their biggest export, though, seems to be Lijeca jokes.

Did you hear about the Lijeca guy that broke his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Did you hear about the Lijeca giy that went to the bank and got a fifty cents piece? He married her.

The tree one was hilarious

Thanks. I never know what I'm going to say until someone points it out weeks later.

I never had a will to live and I still don't

Just as well. They don't read the wills till after you're dead.

Which makes my happy cause I'm going to spend all my money and leave nothing

Mine has a line in it, "to my ex-wife, Cheryl, who I promised to remember in my will after she kicked me out and divorced me: Hi Cheryl!"

Lol