DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT TALKING DOG FOR SALE? YEP. HE'S RIGHT THERE. HEY. HOW'S IT GOIN'; I GUESS YOU'RE WONDERING HOW I WOUND UP HERE? SURE, I DID 2 TOURS WITH THE MARINES IN IRAQ SNIFFING OUT IED'S; AFTER I'D BEEN STATESIDE A WHILE I GOT A CALL FROM THE TSA... LAST FEW YEARS I'M JUST DOING BAGGAGE CHECKS. IT'S NOT GLAMOROUS BUT IT'S IMPORTANT; THAT'S AMAZING! YOU SAY YOU WANT $10 FOR THIS DOG? WHY SO CHEAP? BECAUSE HE'S A LIAR! HE NEVER DID ANY OF THAT STUFF!
