The universe dies upon the cat being thrown, as the algorithm used to simulate life was not coded to handle such occurrences as this singular occurrence that has yet to happen in the real world, as this is happening simply within the mindscape.
I wish I could take credit for it, but I found it on google, split it into separate images using ezgif.com, then uploaded them to recreate the gif on imgflip....
IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET. IT ALSO IS A FORGONE CONCLUSION THAT IF YOU DROP A PIECE OF BUTTERED BREAD, IT HITS THE FLOOR BUTTER SIDE DOWN. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU STRAPPED A PIECE OF BUTTERED BREAD TO THE BACK OF A CAT AND THREW IT ACROSS THE ROOM?