Need I say the gold rings were fake?

GETS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FROM HER TRUE LOVE; 12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING, 11 PIPERS PIPING, 10 LORDS A-LEAPING, 9 LADIES DANCING, 8 MAIDS A-MILKING, 7 SWANS A-SWIMMING, 6 GEESE A-LAYING, 5 GOLDEN RINGS, 4 CALLING BIRDS, 3 FRENCH HENS, 2 TURTLE DOVES, AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE