The squirrel, man...

SO LIKE, I WAS BUGGIN OUT, CUZ I WAS PISSIN ON THAT TREE OUT FRO-- WHAT? MY BAD BRO, THOUGHT U SAID SOMETHIN. SO LIKE, I... WAIT WHAT WAS I SAYIN... OH RIGHT RIGHT, THE TREE... SO I WAS PISSIN ON IT, RIGHT... AND LIKE, AS I WAS PISSIN... I LOOKED UP AND THAT SQUIRREL, BRO... THAT SQUIRREL SAYS, "HEY, MAN... UR PISSIN ALL OVER THE ROUGH BARK..." AND I LIKE, COULDN'T HANDLE IT...