DAMMIT ELMO, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! I'M ABSOLUTELY BURIED IN CEREAL RIGHT NOW... CAN'T BERT OR ERNIE HANDLE IT?! SIGH... OK. OK, ELMO, I GET IT, I'M YOUR FRIEND. UH-HUH. I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S A GROUCH EITHER... HOLD UP, LEMME GET THE PERSON ON THE OTHER LINE, I DON'T WANNA HEAR HIM COUNT HOW MANY MINUTES HE'S BEEN ON HOLD.