I'M NOT KIDDING, THAT GUY HAD A PIG WITH A PEG-LEG. A PEG-LEG PIG?!
NO WAY. YUP. HE SAID THAT PIG SAVED HIS LIFE BY GETTING HELP WHEN HIS TRACTOR FLIPPED OVER ON HIM; WOW! THAT'S AMAZING. IS THAT HOW HE GOT A PEG-LEG? NOPE. ANOTHER TIME, HE SAID THAT PIG DIALED 911 AFTER HIS WIFE HAD FALLEN DOWN THE BASEMENT STEPS WHILE HE WAS AWAY FOR 2 WEEKS ON BUSINESS; INCREDIBLE! SO HOW DID THAT PIG GET A PEG-LEG? NOT ONLY THAT, HE ALSO TOLD ME THAT PIG HAD JUMPED INTO THE POND AND SAVED HIS EPILEPTIC SON WHEN HE HAD A SEIZURE WHILE SWIMMING; DID HE TELL YOU HOW THE DAMN PIG GOT A PEG-LEG?! WELL? HE JUST SAID, "A PIG LIKE THAT, YOU DON'T EAT ALL AT ONCE."
