HE ASKED FOR MY NUMBER. I TOLD HIM THAT IT'S IN THE PHONE BOOK. THEN, HE ASKED FOR MY NAME. I TOLD HIM THAT'S IN THE PHONEBOOK, TOO. I ASKED FOR HER NUMBER AND SHE TOLD ME THAT IT'S IN THE BOOK. SHE SAID HER NAME WAS IN THE BOOK, TOO. I FOUND HER ON FACEBOOK AND GOOGLED HER ADDRESS. THE SURPRISE PARTY AT HER PLACE IS SET FOR NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT.