ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY; CHEW 5 GUM AND NOT HAVE THE MOST FABULOUS TIME OF THEIR LIFE THEN GO BACK TO THE STORE TO BUY SOME MORE 5 GUM BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU HAVE NO MORE MONEY SO YOU GET A JOB A MCDONALDS BUT YOU GOT FIRED BECAUSE YOU STOLE AT LEAST 500 CHICKEN NUGGETS SO YOU SELL YOUR STUFF AND BOUGHT 60 MORE GUMS.WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?STOP.GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY SOCCER OR SOMETHING.HOW DID YOU EVEN READ THIS?YOU KNOW WHAT?FRICK THIS!