IN BUSINESS TODAY: UBER STOCKS PLUMMET AS THE ID'S OF THEIR COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS IN CHARGE OF GUIDING THEIR DRIVERLESS CARS ARE REVEALED. OK, THE GPS SAYS TO TAKE THIS ROUTE. BUT, I KNOW A DIFFERENT WAY TO GO. LET ME JUST DO A U-TURN IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS INTERSECTION, AND... OH LOOK, A SALE AT OLD NAVY!
