I must admit it's probably one of my better ones, at risking of tooting my own horn. (Thanks largely to you.) Wonder why it's taking so long to feature? NSFW it already and be done with! ;)
WHAT SHOULD YOUR MOM DO IF SANTA GRABS AND KISSES HER? MAKE SURE HIS PACKAGE IS WRAPPED BEFORE HE PUTS IT IN HER SOCK! COURTESY OF MY LUMP OF COAL SON AND HIS STONER FRIENDS . . .