"WELL, IF IT ISN'T CHARLIE MCCARTHY, THE WOODPECKER'S PINUP BOY!"; "WELL, IF IT ISN'T W.C. FIELDS, THE MAN WHO KEEPS SEAGRAM'S IN BUSINESS!"; "I LOVE CHILDREN. I CAN REMEMBER WHEN, WITH MY OWN LITTLE UNSTEADY LEGS, I TODDLED FROM ROOM TO ROOM."; "WHEN WAS THAT? LAST NIGHT?"; "QUIET, WORMWOOD, OR I'LL WHITTLE YOU INTO A VENETIAN BLIND."; "OOH, THAT MAKES ME SHUTTER!"
